I have a very hot re-telling of a very hot 8 minutes 28 seconds, but it is still being put together. So, since I was tagged by Rae I figured I'd post this little meme. You can never have too much trivial information can you?!
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people. (Okay, if I must...Hank (or Peggy), Lucy, and Lakota)
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night? I really like them both (mornings more thanks to a certain DF...) but if I had to pick I'd still probably choose night because then we can still have cuddle and sleep time. I'm a girl and therefore I enjoy the cuddling!
2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?Umm...I don't know who either of these people are...that makes me a dork huh? I do like the song Sweetest Sin though!
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos? Oh I love them both! I take better naughty pictures, but have been very happy with my naughty home video too!
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House? Write in vote...Dr. Derek Sheppard!
5. Vibrator or Dildo? I like the dildos that vibrate! I'd probably still pick the dildo because I like the stretching and full feelings. And I'm pretty good with my own fingers so yep...dildo. Final answer!
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On? Oh gosh...off. To quote Bridget Jones, "I don't want you to see my wobbly bits."
7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt? Pussy is what comes out naturally, but I've been know to let cunt fly too. I have to agree with Rae though...cunt and cock have a naughty ring!
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex? He can spank my ass anytime he wants...
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane? I'm going with the airplane.
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North? Okay...who are these people?!
11. Word Preference? Cock or dick? Cock is for the actual penis. Dick is what a guy is when he’s being an asshole. (And yes...sometimes men are dicks.)
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson? Oh here we go again...
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape? Rope! It might even leave a little mark or two.
14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex? Give rim job...
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs? Call girl...I have a sort of snobby attitude when it comes to stripping. Plus I can't dance!
16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl? Most likely boy/boy/girl. I'm kind of into being the center of the attention.
17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil? On me...or him? Probably the flavored kind.
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow? Well, most often swallow, but I wouldn't mind the pearl necklace either. I think I'd look pretty sexy with DF's come on my neck.
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger? Sex while strangers watch...though they can watch from another room or something. I'm not sure I could perform with an audience around the actual bed.
20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross? No question...the bed.