I have a theory on how to improve my blow job technique...
Any one's curiosity piqued?
Tomorrow I'm having all four of my wisdom teeth removed. It seems pretty straightforward, but my oral surgeon has told me that it won't be a pleasant experience. Well, what is a summer without a little painful dental work?
So, tomorrow after having my jaw held open for two hours and fingers and such hovering around the back of my throat I should be ready for anything a cock could do to my mouth. Now I just need a volunteer on which to test my theory...
Seriously, y'all wish me a as-pain-free-as-possible next few days!
Getting Down and Dirty
- Naughty Girl
- I'm the naughty one. The one that often gets pushed back so the "good girl" can keep up appearances. This anonymous piece of blog space will be my place to shine. Here my desires, secrets, and sexuality will be given free reign.
8 comments:
I suggest you give up sex until your mouth feels comfortable, Miss Naughty. Best wishes.
If he is a good surgeon and none of your tetth are impacted, it should go okay, Naughty. You might not even need any pain pills. Just plan on going home and going to sleep and eating soup for 48 hours...
Good luck !
p.s. unless your teeth are crooked, why is he taking them out ? It's a myth that you NEED to remove them.
A recommendation that I have been giving for years with nothing but good responses, 6 bags of frozen peas or corn. As soon as you get home from the surgeon use them to ice down your jaw/cheeks. It will keep the swelling down. With 6 bags you can keep switching them every 20 minutes or so.
I'm sure you won't have any trouble finding volunteers. Just call it a hunch. :)
Interesting. That's NOT one of the reasons my dentist gave me when he recommended I have my wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe he just likes you better.
Pain free days for you are hereby wished-for. ; )
Oh, and please accept my application for test volunteer.
Naughty,
I can totally relate to this. When I was still in high school I had 6 teeth taken out (2 wisdom) because of overcrowding (my mouth is too small). The remaining two wisdom teeth are almost finished coming through now. The frozen peas are a good idea, but one thing to make sure of is that you don't swish any liquids around too vigorously while you're still healing...can cause dry sockets (which is bad).
I'm curious...I assume you're going into hospital to have it done? (As opposed to in the chair). I applaud you if you're having them done in the chair (I don't know that I could). Anyway, hope you heal (and feel better) quickly.
Lucy
Hope your surgery went well. Here's to some nice pain meds! :)
hmmm
I'd be happy to help test your theory
old man Jim
in Chicago
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