April 12, 2008

Possibly Useless Information...Round 1

You, dear reader, are wonderful at boosting my ego when it comes to my "worry" body parts! I sincerely thank you for the positive comments on my ass...but I'm tired of looking at it. So, I decided to steal this sexy survey from Peggy over at Sex In Texas. Thanks, Peggy! If you only knew how addicted I was to things like this...

The first time I heard about sex, I thought it was...gross! A boy is going to put his what in my where?! It wasn't until a friend's sleep-over party and her brother "flashed" us that I really got curious. Been curious ever since!

My first experience with self stimulation was...oh gosh I don't remember! I know it was probably around middle school...

The furthest I have ever gone in a parked car was...a blowjob, in a suburban, in a park...first place I discovered I had "blowjob talent"!

The first method of contraception I ever used was...A condom – the very first time! I usually start out with condoms (even though I hate them they are a necessity) but after a while I switch to something else (usually...Depo).

When a man tells me a dirty joke, it usually makes me...laugh! I have a somewhat dirty sense of humor. Right up there with loves me as is, employed, and likes kids is gotta have an off sense of humor!

The first time I had an orgasm, I thought I was...going to pass out. I was holding my breath and very intent on focusing. Later I learned just how much more intense it was if I did breath!

The grossest person I have ever shared a bed with was...uhh, well I haven't shared a bed with someone who I thought was gross. I'm kind of particular...

The rottenest thing I ever did to escape having to make love was...pretend I was fixing to throw up.

The excuse I most often hear for not making love is...I'm worn out. I'm not used to being turned down often, but I have heard that one the most. It is probably one I give the most too. Sometimes being a grown up is demanding and I want to just sleep at night.

My favourite method of flirting is...playing hard to get. Okay, maybe it is wrong, but there is nothing wrong with making him work for it. Then, once he's got me...I like dirty talk or having words or phrases that mean something to only us.

The most I have ever "come on" with a girlfriend's man was...I try really hard not to do that at all. If it doesn't belong to me I shouldn't be coming on to it. Also, I'm not good at sharing so I wouldn't want one of my friends coming on to my man.

I believe I am dressed the sexiest when I am wearing...cotton panties. I'm a panties girl! I have pairs that make me feel down right sexy, put me in a playful mood, boost my self-confidence, and just keep me comfortable. I love panties!

If I ever surprised my man in the act of self-stimulation, I would probably...watch! Or ask if I could help in any way...I like to help too!

If I were to describe male sexual equipment in one word, it would have to be...FUN!!!! (I stole this answer, but it is so good!)

The thought of making love to two men at the same time really makes me... kind of twitchy. I'm not sure I'd ever do it, but the thought of having all that attention on me...what girl wouldn't be twitchy with that thought!

If I were to estimate how often I fantasize about making love to a strange man, it would be...hardly ever. I really don't pick random men. I like to fantasize about the ones I know! Lately one in particular...

If my friends all decided to skinny dip, I would probably...hem and haw, but then join in. The first time I did it I dropped my suit as I was wiggling out of it in the water and had to dive down and retrieve it. I haven't done it again since.

If my mate and I were sharing a hotel room with another couple who started to make love, I would probably...listen for a bit and then give them a run for their money!

If on a first date the subject of birth control came up, I would...talk it through. You're not getting inside of me without that conversation first anyway.

While making love to my mate, I sometimes fantasize about...different situations we could be in, but mostly I just enjoy the connection and those wonderful sensations.

If a stripper gave me the opportunity to remove his/her last piece of clothing I would...if the stripper was my lover I'd remove it! If it was just a stripper...well, I'm sort of a snob when it comes to that line of work so I would probably tell him/her to keep it on.

If I had to wear a costume to make love, I would dress as...the naughty school girl...

If my lover agreed to wear a costume of my choice before making love, I would choose...something button down and with a tie. What can I say...I have a thing for the business look.

Good grief! This thing is long so I'm going to break it up. There will be more tomorrow...

3 comments:

Southern Sage said...

excellent answered!
liked them all

Loving Annie said...

Very interesting, Naughty Girl ! What comes through is that you are are a nice woman who loves her man :) Lucky him !

Naughty Girl said...

Sage: Thanks! It sort of covered a lot of bases.

Annie: Thanks...I like to think I am a nice person and while I'm not in love with anyone right this minute when I am I totally will!