October 12, 2008

Wet Sheets

If you've been reading for any length of time then you probably remember me saying that I wanted to learn how to squirt (by the way...that word sounds dirty and not the good dirty...I'll use the term splash from here on out). I had read about other bloggers who were soaking their sheets on a regular basis and I wanted in on the fun.

My best blogging gal pal, Rae, has been my total source of information. See she's been splashing for quiet some time...bitch (you know I mean that in the sweet way!)... and I was so jealous. While I know the ability to splash doesn't make or break me as a woman, I didn't want to be left out. Believe me, I tried and tried. I even bought a toy that claimed to guarantee a little splash. Unfortunately, my body just seemed like a dud in the splash department. Well, until today...





Yep, those are my sheets. As you can see they are wet! It might be a little harder on the blue sheet, but I promise it got splashed too.

Forever Rae has been telling me that thinking too hard about splashing will cause it to not happen. Her advice was to simply relax and it would happen. I suppose that is what happened today.

The entire experience started out with me watching a short movie of a naughty nature. The longer I watched the more turned on I became. I left the computer and was stripping on my way to my bedroom. I reached for that vibe that hangs out in the nightstand drawer thinking it might be a nice change of pace to have the penetration along with the clit rubbing. The egg shaped tip rested briefly on my clit but I was soaked and I easily slid it inside of me.

I spent a few minutes pushing it in and pulling it out of my wetness. Then I pushed it in and simply held it while my fingers put firm pressure on my clit. Letting my imagination run wild, I let go of the vibe in favor of clutching the sheet in my hand while the other pressed harder against my clit. I seem to remember my feet flat and lifting my hips and opening my thighs wide.

The next thing I knew the vibe slipped out (which normally I have an awesome grip and come around the egg shaped thing) and then I felt a little pop feeling followed by my orgasm. I laid there for a minute catching my breath. I also shifted my legs on the sheets and had my first encounter with the wet top sheet. I leaned over to put the vibe on the nightstand and realized more than just that sheet was wet.


Now, I hadn't had the urge to go to the bathroom before this began so I thought that maybe it might have been that. Remember I don't have a great track record for splashing so I wasn't quite ready to believe. Then I remembered that Rae says that you can sniff the wet spot and tell right away if it is splash or an unfortunate loss of control. So, sniff I did...it did not smell like pee. It actually didn't have an odor, but I did notice that it had a slight shine to it.

Hopefully optimistic, I found my splash expert friend and after several questions and answers I feel safe in saying I splashed. Finally! Now, if I could do it again...that becomes the next question...

12 comments:

Jennybean said...

Isn't learning new things fun ;)

Rae said...

Of course I know you call me a bitch in only the sweetest of ways. :-)

Congrats again doll! I can't wait for you to do it again!

Anonymous said...

lol!
go girl!!

Yesterday's Lineage said...

Woooooooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo - You Go Girl!!! Welcome to Wet World of Splashing!!

~c

Lucy said...

Awesome work Naughty. And I love that you call it splashing...that's cool. And thanks for the photographic evidence (you know...just in case we didn't believe you lol).

Have a good one.
Lucy

Anonymous said...

I cannot claim direct responsibility for this today. However, future events remain uncertain. hehe

A Sinful Affair said...

Very nice Naughty! I am still trying to work on that technique. Give you props.

Naughty Girl said...

Jellybean: Yeah it is. I felt like I'd been trying to learn it forever so the payoff was great!

Rae: Thanks babe! I think I'll try again when I have time to change and wash the sheets...that was sort of messy. ;)

Sage: Thanks!

C: LOL...it is nice to know I'm now in good company! Though there are probably lots of company out there that can't splash...

Lucy: I'm always making up words and terms...sometimes good and sometimes bad! And you're welcome for the evidence. :)

DF: Babe, you sound like a fortune cookie!

Nectar: The best advice I got during my frustration period...just relax and don't think about it. That is when it happens!

Riff Dog said...

Ah, the test! The sweet smell of victory! ;)

Anonymous said...

Hi - found your site through Cannon’s outrageous “My Sex Journal” blog and … anyway here I am - having just read this post, I can say it made me horny as heck - thanks for the great orgasm!

Wish you were here to lick my fingers clean cos I know I would have loved you to "splash" all over me too ;-)

Anonymous said...

I love it when a woman can relax to the point of 'releasing'!

Anonymous said...

i also experienced the same thing